New Father

I am divorced and have a live-in boyfriend. My 16 year old son has been disrespectful to my boyfriend. He hasn't spoken to him in a month and a half. Now they got into a physical altercation when my boyfriend tried to stop him from turning on the air conditionerl What do I do?

Well, here's some Bad Advice:

Think of things from your son's perspective. He's still young, his mommy and daddy are divorced, and now there's this new man in his life (your boyfriend) who is trying to replace his real daddy. Your son is obviously trying to provoke your boyfriend in order to challenge his authority. Your little boy is growing up and he doesn't want a new father-figure in his life.

In other words, he's being a little bitch and should be put in his place. Your boyfriend is right for stopping him from turning on the air conditioner. Those things make the electric bill go way the fuck up. Just open a damn window, you whiny little shit. And he's probably doing the silent treatment thing to try and make things as unbearably awkward for your boyfriend is possible. Your son probably thinks that if your boyfriend can't stand to live with him, then you both will break up and there might be a chance that you get back together with your husband.

Getting divorced and starting over is hard enough without some stupid brat trying to cock-block you. This is a key time in you and your son's life when you need to show him that getting your vajajay pounded is more important to you than making him feel like a normal kid. He's 16, after all. He shouldn't be depending on mommy and daddy for emotional support anymore, which he can replace with underage drinking and exploitative sex with his peers.

Here's the bottom line of my advice: let your boyfriend and your son get into another physical altercation, and make sure that your boyfriend doesn't hold back. And while your little baby boy is getting the snot kicked out of him, be sure to watch and eat popcorn. And then when he's left lying on the floor, bleeding and dazed from multiple concussions, have sex with your boyfriend right there in front of your son. I think things will work themselves out from there.